The story of DADyJones vodka started in the small village of Pælonĕss (pea-lo-nis), with a population of just above one hundred villagers, which is buried in the mountains on the northern part of Ŏnwőruni (oo-woo-ny), one of the star planets in the galaxy. The village is rumored to be nestled on powerful soil that is rich in a mineral called Ƨpïlïgy (spi-ee-gy). Because of its high altitude, the temperature in Pælonĕss remains a consistent negative twenty below degrees all year round, which activates the Ƨpïlïgy to give off this vapor that becomes extremely intoxicating when inhaled. The town people came to also realize that the Ƨpïlïgy had a warming effect to the body. So they developed a process to capture the vapors emitting from the Ƨpïlïgy and turning it into a liquid which they called ‘F*aўmbɵ’ (fum-bay), meaning heat and making a special tea with it, called ‘Hўped Tea’ to help keep them warm. Since no one personally owns the Ƨpïlïgy, all the town people work together day and night, bottling the liquid to have it throughout the year which they use as what we know as vodka. Till this day, it remains a mystery to those who’ve tried to duplicate the formula.
Great story, right! Too bad it’s fiction. We figured we would peak your interest. The true story is that we wanted to create a vodka from back-in-the-day, when vodka had taste, smell and a kick. As much as we appreciate a neutral tasting vodka, it just didn’t do it for us. We are proud of the robust taste and smell of DADyJones.
So give it a try, and enjoy it as much as we do!